May 30, 2021
Mike joins TikTok, a Starbucks barista a is fired for mocking a drink and Greg invites The Church of Scientology to kill his dog.
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May 23, 2021
Greg Zooms in from NYC while a FLA gator chases fat people through a Wendy’s parking lot. Someone pays Bezos $3M for 11 minutes in a space ship with him. Meanwhile you can spend 11 minutes with Mike in his closet for $37 cash.
May 16, 2021
Chrissy Teigen and Ellen getting cancelled. Rough week for women, but none of their weeks were as bad as the woman in NC (NOT FLA!) who lit herself on fire while hoarding gasoline.
May 9, 2021
Happy Mother’s Day! Billy Crystal weighs in on cancel culture and Elon Musk hosts SNL. McGregor gives Mayweather a head slap and Tom Brady gets a $6M boat. How did he afford it? He only got $2M from the PPP Loan program.